Why is it…

...that, as a married woman, I always seem to need sex more than usual when my husband is out of town?

It's that "it's in your face that you can't have it!" thing, isn't it? Women always wanting what we can't have? Yeah. I thought so.

And I'm frickin' miserable...already.

It's been about 10 minutes.

Bad, Bad, BAD Naughty Mommy!