And on the First Day She bore fruit from her loins, and stayed Home while the Dad toiled, that she might eat Bon Bons.And there was much Rejoicing in the Land.
And on the Second Day, she was awakened at a God-awful hour by the unholy, screeching cries of the Fruit of her Womb seeking nourishment from her battle-weary Breast, and Mom discovered within Herself a Darker Side, slated toward Evil.
Or at least Naughtiness.
And She embraced that Naughtiness, and became Bad, Naughty Mommy.
And God did strike her down with lightning, but She proved impossible to Defeat, and rose up once again to Reign over her Home and strike terror into the hearts of Dads and Fruit and God Himself.
And she Repented Not.
Welcome to Bad, Naughty Mommy.
Ooooo. I like it already! Can't wait to see what's in store for your future posts, Naughty Mommy. :)
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Hey I like this post and your wording in it!
ReplyDeleteand might I humbly add....
ReplyDeleteand there rose up, with the naughty mom, a chorus of naughty moms who sang, as with voices of thunder, Hallelujah and glory to the most naughty Mom! They called her Wonderful, Counselor and Emanuella. There was great rejoicing in the land.
Lovely... can't wait to read more! :o)
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