Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Dora the Whorer...I Mean, Explorer...

So I turn on Dora for the kids this morning, and the previews for other Dora shows are on first. (I usually forward through them.) The introducer-lady is talking all about Dora and her adventures, and then says, "So lap dance and sing along with Dora..."

Lap dance?

WTF?!?!?!?!

I swear, I had to run it back at least 4 or 5 times to determine that "lap dance and sing" (which took less than a second for the announcer to say!) was ACTUALLY "Laugh, Dance, and Sing."

Oh.

Well, then, that makes a difference.

Unless you're like me, and you've already permanently cemented in your mind an image of a cartoon Dora giving her cousin Diego a lap dance wearing nothing but her backpack (while her backpack chants "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum...delicioso!"). Fab-u-lo-so. Hate children's programming.

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