Kids have a few of the Thomas the Tank Engine trains, and they love them.
Problem being that when my youngest says Percy's name, it sounds very distinctly like "Pussy."
Brings a whole new child-molestation level to her requests for Daddy to come play.
"Daddy, will you play with my Percy, please-please?"
And a very dirty parental in-joke: "Daddy, do you like Percy?" "Mommy, can you give Percy to Daddy, please-please?" "Percy doesn't want to see Daddy right now." "Daddy LOVES Percy!"
Yes, yes he does, thank you very much. Now bug off, kid. Daddy's gonna play with my Percy.
(Man, that was dirty...even for me!)
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